I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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