my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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