A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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