Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
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Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
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Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I'm bleeding and have questions
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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