Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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