in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
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She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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