It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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