How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Houston, we have a blender
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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