butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
found the other keg... it's in the tree
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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