yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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