I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Randomize
