My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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