Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
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Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
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They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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