Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
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