She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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