You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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