i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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