i permit you to call me
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
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maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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