i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I would fuck him just for his dog
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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