The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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