dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
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Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
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Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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