I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
