Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Randomize
