Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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