This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Randomize
