If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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