i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
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Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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