I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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