Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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