Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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