she woke up with a sticky ear
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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