its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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