so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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