she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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