Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
There's even glitter on my cock...
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