And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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