slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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