It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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