Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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