Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
farters have to be the big spoon...
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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