32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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