My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
The ass gains better be worth it
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