...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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