If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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