ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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