yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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