2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it penis luge time yet?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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