Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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