He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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