You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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