omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
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Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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