i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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