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Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
